Wow

Gas prices have apparently gone up more than $1 per gallon some places in town in the course of one day.

Update 11:15 pm: So, according the AJC (which I will not link to since they require subscription, fucktards), some places in town were charging $5-$6 per gallon. Governor Sonny "No Punchline Required" Perdue declared a state of emergency so that he could put the state’s anti-price gouging law into effect.

I paraphrase the Governor, who echoed my sentiments, in saying that the only thing that would cause gasoline shortages in the state is if a whole bunch of fuckheads immediately run out to the gas station, fill up their H2s and their two 2.5 gallon red plastic gas cans because they think there’s going to be a gasoline shortage.

And so I say, Atlanta residents, a large number of you are a bunch of fuckheads.

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